Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
Me: *slaps Jordan with old sock* will we get married?
Jordan: If I’m willing to get slapped by your 3 day old sock then I think you know the answer to that.
I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
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